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96th Anniversay Bash, Friday, November 21st
96 cent drinks, for 96 minutes, $10 cover / 6pm-7:36pm
For the last two months, Tobacco Road has been offering $0.96 drinks for 96 minutes in honor of their upcoming 96th birthday. Having opened up in 1912, The Road, Miami's oldest bar, actually looks and smells like it's 96 years old.
Tonight is their 96th Anniversary, and aside from offering $0.96 drinks for 96 minutes starting at 6pm, they're offering free wings, free give-a-ways and plenty of live music. Tickets are going to cost you $10, but the party runs from 6pm to 4am. For tickets and to RSVP call (305) 374-1198.
Here is what you'll see tonight. On The Main Stage: Spam Allstars, Locos Por Juana, Jahfe', & DJ Oksi Upstairs In The Cabaret Stage: Coffee House Gypsies, & The Shameless Burlesque Show.
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WED | THURS | FRI | SAT | SUN | MON | TUES Wednesday, November 19th
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PERMALINK Shecky's Girls Nightcomplimentary cocktails & beverages, free stuff, $10 general admission / 6pm-11pm
The Catalina Hotel & Beach Club
1732-1756 Collins Avenue,
South Beach
(305) 674-1160
Where the ladies at? This evening event runs Wednesday & Thursday and for $10 you can score free cocktails and a chance to partake in probably one of your favorite activities, shopping. It's a different ticket for each night and you can order tickets here.
Wine Down Wednesdaysall featured wine specials are 5 dollars per glass, no cover / 5pm-8pm
Conrad Hilton Hotel, Level 25
1395 Brickell Ave.,
Brickell
(305) 503-6500
Here's the deal; you pay five bones for a glass of wine and get a great view of Downtown Miami. So where's the deal you ask? Well, for three hours on Wednesday, five clams gets you a chance to sip on featured wine in a swank Brickell bar, relax, and experience the life of a Hilton.
Wing It Wednesdayfree order of wings with every pitcher purchased / 11am-close
Flanigan's
2721 Bird Rd.,
(305) 446-1114
Calling all wing connoisseurs, free food junkies, and generally weight-challenged folk. You're going out drinking anyways; why not stop by your local watering hole, order a pitcher, and, just like Houdini, an order of wings appears out of nowhere.
Ladies Nightladies drink free, no cover / 10pm-1am
Bougainvillea's
221 SW 58th Ave.,
(305) 669-8577
It's Wednesday and you've been going through the craigslist personal ads since Sunday night. Half the girls who posted personals are here anyways, so you might as well skip the picture screening process and see them in person.
Roguefive dollar vodka & Motley Bird, three dollar Miller High Life / all night
The Vagabond
30 NE 14th St.,
Overtown
(305) 379-0508
After a night of cheap Overtown drinking it's perfectly acceptable to take a two-hour "power" lunch tomorrow and spend most of it sleeping off your hangover in the back of your Toyota Camry.
Hip Hop Is Dead?grand opening, complimentary admission with rsvp by 5pm / 11pm
The King Is Dead
10 N.E. 40th St.,
Design District
(305) 725-6244
The owners of Grass bring you The King Is Dead, a resurrection of the cool, upscale, hip-hop scene into the Design District. So where's the deal you say? Nothing that I know of except free admission if you shoot over an RSVP to rsvp@zspotmarketing.com before 5pm.
This might not be your thing, but what kind of guru would I be if I left off a grand opening?
Unplugged Nights2-for-1 drinks, no cover / 4pm-7pm
Tapas & Tintos
448 Española way,
South Beach
(305) 538-8272
Tapas + Tintos + Espanola Way = a romantic night on South Beach.
Penny Beer Nightpenny beers / 10pm-12pm
SandBar
3064 Grand Ave,
(305) 444-5270
If you haven't seen a good bar fight since college, penny beer night at the SandBar might just be your best shot at reliving that past glory.
WED | THURS | FRI | SAT | SUN | MON | TUES Thursday, November 20th
JAM @ MAMcocktails and hors d'oeuvres, $10 for non-members, free for members / 5pm-8:30pm
Miami Art Museum
101 West Flagler St,
(305) 375-3000
If you think JAM @ MAM is a soft-core porn screening, you'll be disappointed.
(((SHAKE)))$1 Colt 45 tallboys -- 10pm-11pm, Colt 45 quarts & gin & juice specials all night, no cover till 11pm / 10pm-11pm
The Vagabond
30 NE 14th St.,
Overtown
(305) 379-0508
Take advantage of Dirty Hour deals, including the Dirty Shake with a shot of Jäger and a Colt 45 Tall Boy for seven dollars. Just make sure to save the brown paper bag your Colt 45 came in for any "accidents" that might happen on your trip home out of Overtown. (((SHAKE))) is free cover until 11pm.
Shecky's Girls Nightcomplimentary cocktails & beverages, free stuff, $10 general admission / 6pm-11pm
The Catalina Hotel & Beach Club
1732-1756 Collins Avenue,
South Beach
(305) 674-1160
Where the ladies at? This evening event runs Wednesday & Thursday and for $10 you can score free cocktails and a chance to partake in probably one of your favorite activities, shopping. It's a different ticket for each night and you can order tickets here.
Happy Hourhalf off drinks, no cover / 6pm-8pm
Grass Restaurant & Lounge
28 NE 40th St.,
Design District
(305) 573-3355
Hi Grass, it's me.
Just wanna say hello and let you know that I think it's cool and all that you're in the Design District, but can we please act a little less like a South Beach lounge? Yeah? That would be great. Thanks.
Mojito Madness2-for-1 mojitos, no cover / 6pm-10pm
Hemisphere Bar
1601 Collins Ave.,
Inside the Loews Hotel
South Beach
(305) 604-1601
After four hours of two-for-one mojitos you can tell people you're an honorary Cuban.
Super Size Meall mixed drinks served in super sized cups, no cover / 10pm-1am
The Bar
172 Giralda Ave.,
(305) 442-2730
So you don't believe in wolphins. How about ligers? They're twice as big as a lion or a tiger, and almost as big as the hangover you'll have tomorrow.
Mee Drunk Naofree Miller Lite with $12.95 food purchase / 11am-11pm
Sum Yum Gai
1403 Washington Ave.,
South Beach
(305) 604-8889
Miller Lite will be provided with a $12.95 purchase; however, DNA testing of the food is up to you.
WED | THURS | FRI | SAT | SUN | MON | TUES Friday, November 21st
96th Anniversay Bash96 cent drinks, for 96 minutes, $10 cover / 6pm-7:36pm
Tobacco Road
626 S Miami Ave,
Downtown
(305) 374-1198
For the last two months, Tobacco Road has been offering $0.96 drinks for 96 minutes in honor of their upcoming 96th birthday. Having opened up in 1912, The Road, Miami's oldest bar, actually looks and smells like it's 96 years old.
Tonight is their 96th Anniversary, and aside from offering $0.96 drinks for 96 minutes starting at 6pm, they're offering free wings, free give-a-ways and plenty of live music. Tickets are going to cost you $10, but the party runs from 6pm to 4am. For tickets and to RSVP call (305) 374-1198.
Here is what you'll see tonight. On The Main Stage: Spam Allstars, Locos Por Juana, Jahfe', & DJ Oksi Upstairs In The Cabaret Stage: Coffee House Gypsies, & The Shameless Burlesque Show.
Fridays At The Vagabondone dollar PBR & Stella drafts, no cover before 11pm / 10pm-12am
The Vagabond
30 NE 14th St.,
Overtown
(305) 379-0508
Money won't buy you love, but a dollar will get you a PBR or Stella draft at Vagabond on a Friday night. After a few duckets thrown down for a sixer you'll fall in love with everyone you meet. Get there early, beat the line, and get started on building up some liquid courage. On tap tonight is Steve Taylor and the State Of.
Friday Happy Hour Extravaganzaladies drink free, no cover / 5:30pm-7:30pm
The Bar
172 Giralda Ave.,
(305) 442-2730
Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the slut in the first half hour at The Bar, then you are the slut.
Unwindfree well drinks, 2-for-1 premium, no cover / 7pm-11pm
Black Sheep Bar
721 Lincoln Ln.,
South Beach
(305) 531-7700
In honor of the end of the workweek, Black Sheep Bar is providing you with drinks so long as you show the bartender a business card, pay stub, or anything that says you're a working stiff. This may provide the perfect opportunity to get your normally conservative coworkers tanked and make the water cooler conversation a little more interesting come Monday morning.
New Times & Gryphonopen Three Olives Vodka bar, no cover with rsvp / 11pm-1am
Gryphon
5707 Seminole Way,
Seminole Hardrock Hotel & Casino
(954) 581-5454ý
The good is that it's a two-hour open vodka bar. The bad is that Gryphon is up in Ft. Lauderdale at The Rock. And the ugly is that this is a typical loud nightclub. I've laid this deal out for you more clearly than a six-foot rule at a strip club, so it's your call.
RSVP here.
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PERMALINK Happy Hourhalf off Dewars and Absolut, no cover / 5pm-7pm
The Globe Cafe and Bar
377 Alhambra Cir.,
Coral Gables
(305) 445-3555
The Globe sports a happy hour crowd that actually looks like they just came from work. If you're a trust fund baby just here to meet up with friends and check out the scene, don't worry, I've been assured by doctors that working is not contagious.
Happy Hourcomplimentary hors d'oeuvres, $6 cocktails / 6pm-7pm
Conrad Hilton Hotel, Level 25
1395 Brickell Ave.,
Brickell
(305) 503-6500
If you don't want to drop a hex on a killer cocktail, show up for the toothsome bites (courtesy of Chef Michael Gilligan), which will no doubt be reproduced in liquid form at 2:45 am somewhere between The Room and, well, your bathroom.
Cocktail Hourcomplimentary hors d'oeuvres and champagne, no cover, drink specials all night after 8:00pm / 6pm-8pm
View Bar
10295 Collins Ave.,
Regent Bal Harbour Hotel
It's good to know that someone in Miami is keeping it classy. Something tells me your best Old Navy t-shirt won't cut it in this place.
Happy Hourhalf off drinks, no cover / 6pm-8pm
Grass Restaurant & Lounge
28 NE 40th St.,
Design District
(305) 573-3355
A half off happy hour, in a swank Design District lounge. Bottoms up.
Martini Fridaysmartinis half price, no cover / All Night
UVA 69
6900 Biscayne Blvd.,
Upper East Side
(305) 754-9022
When did martinis become hip? It used to be that only hardcore drinkers got sauced up on martinis. Now every Dick & Jane are downing these things faster then Rob Schneider can make bad B movies.
WED | THURS | FRI | SAT | SUN | MON | TUES Saturday, November 22nd
We Are The Dance Generation2-for-1 cocktails, no cover before midnight / 10pm-12pm
White Room
1306 N Miami Ave.,
(305) 995-5060
A poplife-provided joint, tonight, White Room is the official after-party for the Clash Of The Crews. There's also music by resident DJs, special guest DJs, and plenty of hipsters hanging around this Overtown haunt. By the way, there's also a Red Room, which is just as cool, but the place is called White Room, so go figure.
Mix It Up Saturdays2-for-1 well drinks and domestic beer, no cover / 11pm-2am
Fox's
6030 S Dixie Hwy.,
(305) 666-2230
A collection of veteran drunks and collegiate, hipster novices makes Fox's a four for entertainment value alone. Stiff drinks and good food contribute to making this place a solid hangout.
When you take off at 2am, hit up the take-out window and grab a few road sodas for the trip home.
Exclusive Architects & Designers Cocktail Eventartsy booze, hors d'oeuvres, no cover, rsvp needed / 5pm-8pm
InterFlight Studio Gallery
250 NW 23rd St.,
Suite 206
Wynwood
(305) 573-1673
InterFlight Studio Gallery and Out of the Blue Cafe are hosting an architects and designers private cocktail party. It's artsy booze-meets-aviation art, out in Wynwood.
Please RSVP to marthagreenlee@interflightstudio.com or (305) 573-1673 by November 20th.
Red Bull Saturdays2-for-1 Red Bull Vodkas, no cover / 6pm-10pm
Hemisphere Bar
1601 Collins Ave.,
Inside the Loews Hotel
South Beach
(305) 604-1601
After a couple of rounds of Red Bull & vodka you'll follow the technoviking wherever he goes (it's hilarious, watch it).
WED | THURS | FRI | SAT | SUN | MON | TUES Sunday, November 23rd
Happy Hour Sun Showercomplimentary cocktails, no cover / 7pm-8pm
The Catalina Hotel & Beach Club
1732-1756 Collins Avenue,
South Beach
(305) 674-1160
This is the perfect opportunity for a power hour that will probably end up with you praying to the porcelain gods.
Signature Cocktail Night2-for-1, no cover / 6pm-10pm
Hemisphere Bar
1601 Collins Ave.,
Inside the Loews Hotel
South Beach
(305) 604-1601
The 6am Monday flight out of Miami International Airport is always cheaper then the Sunday night flight. Down enough drinks to make sure you sleep like a baby on your flight; just make sure you grab an isle seat.
Mee Drunk Naofree Miller Lite with $12.95 food purchase / 11am-11pm
Sum Yum Gai
1403 Washington Ave.,
South Beach
(305) 604-8889
Miller Lite and Miami Chinese food just means you'll be complaining a little extra Monday morning.
WED | THURS | FRI | SAT | SUN | MON | TUES Monday, November 24th
Monday Night Madnescomplimentary cocktails & hors d'oeuvres, no cover with RSVP / 6pm
Hot Tuna
764 Wahsington Ave,
South Beach
(305) 445-0341
Hosted by 944 Magazine, Hot Tuna is worth it just for the handouts. Stop by tonight because these Washington hot spots lose their appeal quicker then a pregnant stripper and you might not want to miss out. RSVP here.
Karaoke Mondaysget on the mic -- get a free drink, no cover / 4pm-8pm
Automatic Slims
1216 Washington Ave.,
(305) 695-0795
Get on the mic, sing a song and get a free drink.
Mee Drunk Naofree Miller Lite with $12.95 food purchase / 11am-11pm
Sum Yum Gai
1403 Washington Ave.,
South Beach
(305) 604-8889
Many a Sum Yum Gai have been purchased on South Beach for less then this deal, and they didn't come with free booze.
WED | THURS | FRI | SAT | SUN | MON | TUES Tuesday, November 25th
Shuffle Tuesdays2-for-1 well drinks and domestic beer, no cover / 11pm-2am
Fox's
6030 S Dixie Hwy.,
(305) 666-2230
A shady looking joint that inside looks like it could be the set of a 8mm snuff film, Fox's offers old school feel and good food.
If you're planning on ordering the prime rib, call ahead because it doesn't last, and, of course, you can always hit up the walk-up liquor store window on your way out.
1/2 price wine night!all bottles of wine 1/2 off / 6pm-close
Novecento Brickell
1414 Brickell Ave.,
Brickell
(305) 403-0900
If your girlfriend keeps asking why you only take her out on Tuesdays you might have to distract her by asking how Gossip Girl was last night. The ten minutes of indignity will buy you at least a few more weeks of unquestioned, half-priced wine.
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PERMALINK Bombs AwayJager, Grape, Cherry, & Irish Car Bombs all $3.50 / 10pm-12am
The Bar
172 Giralda Ave.,
(305) 442-2730
You won't see more bombs dropped in one place since Dresden circa 1945.
Beer Night2-for-1 draft beer, no cover / 6pm-10pm
Hemisphere Bar
1601 Collins Ave.,
Inside the Loews Hotel
South Beach
(305) 604-1601
Beer is the water of the alcohol world.
EVERYDAY!!!
Happy Hourentire bar 2-for-1 / 8am-7pm
Mac's Club Deuce
222 14th St,
South Beach
(305) 531-6200
Oh, I know what you're thinking. "Dude, this is not an open bar." Slow down, turbo. When drinks are already about as cheap as a roadside arepa, the least you could do is cough up a coupla quarters and make it appear as if you serve some purpose in life.
Happy Hourcomplimentary vodka, rum, and gin, no cover / 7pm-8pm
Chesterfield Hotel
855 Collins Ave,
South Beach
(305) 531-5831
Can't talk; call me at 8pm.
Happy HourMonday through Friday, half-off all liquor, 40% off beer / 4pm-8pm
Monty's Raw Bar
300 Alton Rd.,
(305) 672-1148
If you were looking for a cheap happy hour place on South Beach, you found it. Monty's also has a raw bar, so if you were looking for one of those, you found that as well.
Happy Hour2-for-1, entire bar / 5pm-7pm
Clinton Hotel
825 Washington Ave.,
South Beach
305-938-4040
Any place that names its restaurant Ratatouille immediately after a film of the same name is respectfully shady in my book. I'll drink to that.
Happy Hour2-for-1, entire bar / 4pm-8pm
Indian Creek Hotel
2727 Indian Creek Dr.,
South Beach
305-531-2727
Get your date drunk enough so she won't want to eat at the delicious Creek 28, which won't be 2-for-1.
Happy Hour2-for-1 Everything / 12pm-12am
Bellini
510 Ocean Dr.,
South Beach
This address changes hands more often than Pee Wee Herman at the movies.
This just in: this place is now called Barolo; same deal.
Happy HourMonday through Friday, 2-for-1 drinks, no cover / 4pm-7pm
The Playwright
1265 Washington Ave.,
South Beach
(305) 534-0667
Okay, so it's not exactly every day, but it is every weekday. If it makes up for it, this place is easier to get laid at then a brothel.
Happy Hourhalf off entire bar, no cover / 4pm-7pm
Berries
2884 SW 27th Ave.,
(305) 448-2111
The ladies love this place. Don't bitch to me later about not hooking you up.
Happy Hourall drinks half price, no cover / Tuesday through Saturday, 4pm-7pm
UVA 69
6900 Biscayne Blvd.,
Upper East Side
(305) 754-9022
Miami has some of the worst drivers in the country. Sometimes I drive around thinking I'm in a real live game of Paperboy. That's probably not helping things out.
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Happy Hourhalf off drinks, no cover / 4pm-7pm
Dolores But You Can Call Me Lolita
1000 South Miami Ave.,
Brickell
(305) 403-3103
I haven't figured out the name, but I don't think it has anything to do with the Long Island Lolita. This is still Miami though, so I guess you never know.
Happy Hour2-for-1 beer specials, no cover / Monday through Friday, 4pm-8pm
Joe's Tiki Bar & Grill
3301 Rickenbacker Causeay,
(305) 454-3385
You don't get more local then Joe's. Located next to the marina, with views of Biscayne Bay and Downtown Miami, it's worth the trip down the causeway just to take in the view.
Hold on to your toll receipt because Joe will pick it up.
Happy Hourhalf off all drinks, no cover during happy hour / 4pm-7pm
Blue Martini
900 S Miami Ave.,
Brickell
(305) 350-5051
I've heard that if you can't bag a cougar here that it's time to hang up your hunting rifle.
Happy Hour2-for-1 entire bar, no cover / 3pm-9pm
Black Sheep Bar
721 Lincoln Ln.,
South Beach
(305) 531-7700
If you tell your boss you're taking a half-day, you can hit up this entire 6-hour happy hour. This might call for more cowbell.
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